"Martin Scorsese - zero Oscars. Three 6 Mafia - one."

After staying up all night to watch The No Big Winners Show (and spending most of the afternoon in bed to recover), here's a weekday Cindy and Vanessa thing. Bad stuff first this time.

Vanessa: Sky's coverage having the most ill-timed commercial break ever during Itzhak Perlman's performance of the score nominees. And Williams not winning, by the way.
Cindy: The first award presented after that being the Sound Mixing Oscar. Butch must know why.
Vanessa: E!'s super-annoying Guiliana DePandi being unable to STFU about Keira Knightley.
Cindy: The Oscars refusing to make what would have been the most controversial decision of the night and not giving her a gong.
Vanessa: "The British tabloids will have a field day." Not about Homer and Marge's open air sex, but about Weisz and Park's wins. Enough already.
Cindy: The phony lobbying ads. Be honest, they were funny.
Vanessa: Lauren Bacall doing the worst presenting job of the night, if not ever.
Cindy: Hearing Jerry Goldsmith's L.A. Confidential music during the montage she introduced.
Vanessa: Too many dying jokes coming from Jon Stewart's mouth.
Cindy: Some that didn't.
Vanessa: Having to put up with Mariella Fucking Frostrup presenting Sky's coverage of the night. Suffice to say my mute button is working perfectly.
Cindy: The performance of "It's Hard Out There For A Pimp." Even if the Oscar should've gone to Dolly (as it should have done 25 years ago for "Nine To Five.")
Vanessa: Hughes Winborne (editing Oscar winner for Crash) also winning the Julia Roberts Award for Rudeness to Bill Conti.
Cindy: Jennifer Garner and Salma Hayek. Enough said.
Vanessa: That supposedly funny but really irritating intro to the Robert Altman tribute.
Cindy: See the picture link.

Bonus Cindy: I still have 15 more days off to apply for...