This blog is not affiliated in any way with Cindy Crawford. Even if she is its de facto inspiration. It's also not affiliated in any way with Hayden Panettiere, who's earned joint top billing on this blog because she makes me happy. And that ain't easy.
Even if Jessica's FHM Collections shoot isn't quite up to her normal standard (it must have been sabotaged by someone. Keira Knightley, I'm looking in your direction). It still counts as a Cindy in a week that needs them, though.