Tuesday, March 07, 2006

"Martin Scorsese - zero Oscars. Three 6 Mafia - one."

After staying up all night to watch The No Big Winners Show (and spending most of the afternoon in bed to recover), here's a weekday Cindy and Vanessa thing. Bad stuff first this time.

Vanessa: Sky's coverage having the most ill-timed commercial break ever during Itzhak Perlman's performance of the score nominees. And Williams not winning, by the way.
Cindy: The first award presented after that being the Sound Mixing Oscar. Butch must know why.
Vanessa: E!'s super-annoying Guiliana DePandi being unable to STFU about Keira Knightley.
Cindy: The Oscars refusing to make what would have been the most controversial decision of the night and not giving her a gong.
Vanessa: "The British tabloids will have a field day." Not about Homer and Marge's open air sex, but about Weisz and Park's wins. Enough already.

Cindy: The phony lobbying ads. Be honest, they were funny.
Vanessa: Lauren Bacall doing the worst presenting job of the night, if not ever.
Cindy: Hearing Jerry Goldsmith's L.A. Confidential music during the montage she introduced.
Vanessa: Too many dying jokes coming from Jon Stewart's mouth.
Cindy: Some that didn't.
Vanessa: Having to put up with Mariella Fucking Frostrup presenting Sky's coverage of the night. Suffice to say my mute button is working perfectly.
Cindy: The performance of "It's Hard Out There For A Pimp." Even if the Oscar should've gone to Dolly (as it should have done 25 years ago for "Nine To Five.")
Vanessa: Hughes Winborne (editing Oscar winner for Crash) also winning the Julia Roberts Award for Rudeness to Bill Conti.
Cindy: Jennifer Garner and Salma Hayek. Enough said.
Vanessa: That supposedly funny but really irritating intro to the Robert Altman tribute.
Cindy: See the picture link.

Bonus Cindy: I still have 15 more days off to apply for...

6 comments:

The Archivist said...

VERY nice look down Jessica's dress, if a little hard to make out many details.

I think you should have mentioned that the fact your mute button was working perfectly was a Cindy.

All Hail King Butcher! said...

Boy, wait until you see the blasphemy I commit in my Oscar Fashion Review later this week...

Cindylover1969 said...

So you've finally found your answer to this... it happens to all of us, Butch. Don't worry.

All Hail King Butcher! said...

Jessica: Very hot. Not Hayeky enough.

Cindylover1969 said...

Even when you criticise her you have to soften it, don't you...? (Far be it from me to complain about Salma, but... er... her arms on the carpet... well... um....)

MuffinMan said...

Salma's arms? HUH??? The only problem I can detect with her arms is that they're not wrapped around my body while we're, uh, let's say, in "the heat of passion"... ;))