Sunday, July 24, 2005

Editorial comment on the below

My friend Top Dogg, who sadly never seems to pass on his wisdom in the comments section - although he's more than welcome to - supplied his two yen (he writes from Hong Kong), and to prove that I can take it as well as dish it out, and with his permission, here it is:

I'm sorry to say but I have officially lost all respect for you.

After reading your report on what happened at the red carpet of the F4 premiere I couldn't help but do so.

I mean, she's a girl. Okay, she is freaking hot but getting so worked up and at the same time sink so low on the scale of human behaviour? Tststs. I've always pitied those mindless, screaming fans at red carpets. Grown up men acting like little girls? It's a shame. For what? An autograph? For inhaling the air she just breathed out? For touching her arm for the briefest of a millisecond?* It is a goddamn shame.

A 15 year old girl screaming for Robbie during Take That times was more man than you.

Wait ... even a 14 year old girl screaming for Gary Barlow (?) during Take That times was more man than you.

Wait again ... even a 13 year old girl screaming for Mark Owen (?) during Take That times was more man than you.

I hope that at least your pants are dry again.

T.D.

*According to The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, touching a woman on the arm for the briefest of the millisecond, especially when she does not even feel it, does not equal full on sex on 99,9% of all known worlds, including the earth.

And that's the way it is, Sunday July 24th.

2 comments:

The Archivist said...

Oh dear.

Oh dear. I feel for you, man.

All Hail King Butcher! said...

Hey! Someone's dumber than you on this! Smile!