Dear Megan Fox, No offence but Cindy owns you. Love, Victor

MuffinMan writes: Seeing your two goddesses, CindyC AND Hayden P., looking beyond scrumptious in bikinis (and from what I've heard re. the former, in even less than that! ;D )...mmmmmm bet you'd have no problem imagining BOTH of them undressing, preferably each other (or is that a given? ;) )... I know I have no problem with that :))

Unsurprisingly these and many other pictures of Cindy on a yacht in St. Tropez (which, if Alba/Hewitt fan par excellence Darren Lockhart is reading this, is not in the Caribbean) have been all over the Interweb, especially the topless ones. Sadly rules prohibit my inclusion of those, but this place and many others have them. Still wonderful... just... wow.

Hayden, you'll have to wait till later. But so will everyone else, so don't take it personally.