Tuesday, October 04, 2005

An open letter to Kelly Brook.

Dear Kelly,

Now look, I'm sure you're a very nice person and I don't blame you for letting Maxim promote you as "the new Cindy Crawford," but I'm wondering... do you, by any chance, have a twin sister? I ask because I'm sure someone who'd go to court to stop producers from including scenes of yourself nude and having sex in Three wouldn't think of posing for Arena in pictures like this.

That would be hypocritical. Eye-opening, but hypocritical. (And people complain about Jessica's see-through dress.)

All the best,
Victor

P.S. If anyone reading this wants to know who Kelly Brook is, an explanatory blogging can be arranged.

1 comment:

The Archivist said...

Oh, you must be kidding me.

Now, I could understand if she left the nude scenes in Three alone and just demanded the sex scenes be cut - and then went and did this...

But... my god.