Thursday, October 20, 2005

The Cindy Spot: The last one.

Wait wait wait... it's not the last time I'm ever going to be mentioning Cynthia Ann Crawford. She hasn't crossed the line into please-fuck-off-foreverhood (lifetime president: Madonna. Second-in-command: Christina Aguileraisacunt) that Charlotte Church has, nor has she gone into a nunnery or something.

It's just that after consistently failing to write that "column" regularly, the best thing is to just rename the blog. Making everything a Cindy Spot and solving the problem, and leaving the Cindy Inc. name for my stories. And also giving me something to wash the sight of Paris Hilton naked (albeit probably Photoshopped that way) out of my mind.

So to make the blog-only stories debut, any requests? Apart from the obvious ones. (And if Jen is reading this, Laura Prepon works for the opposition. Sorry.)


The Archivist said...

Rachel Bilson in a lesbian threesome with Samaire Armstrong and Amanda Righetti?

Cindylover1969 said...

You can only have one.

The Archivist said...

I'll take Rachel Bilson, then.