Friday, August 04, 2006

You're never too old to get a visit from the Tooth Fairy.

For months and months, one of my teeth has been rotting away, more and more. Greyer, and blacker, and hole-ier. Little scraps of food getting trapped in it, hurting, etc. And all this time I never went to the dentist. Because I'm cheap. And scared (I still have memories of being at home watching Operation Dumbo Drop on Sky Movies because the removal of a tooth was so painful).
This morning, while munching a Hobnob I got an unexpected surprise; I felt something in my mouth and... you guessed it. A good part of that tooth is now in front of me. Looks like a black eyed pea, so I'm best rid of it. Anything that reminds me of Stacy Ferguson has got to go.

2 comments:

The Archivist said...

Dear god, Victor! You've been putting up with that for the better part of a year?

I really hope that tooth doesn't leave you with an infection.

All Hail King Butcher! said...

*GASP* But she's Fergie Ferg! AND she'll love you long time!