Friday, August 04, 2006

You're never too old to get a visit from the Tooth Fairy.

For months and months, one of my teeth has been rotting away, more and more. Greyer, and blacker, and hole-ier. Little scraps of food getting trapped in it, hurting, etc. And all this time I never went to the dentist. Because I'm cheap. And scared (I still have memories of being at home watching Operation Dumbo Drop on Sky Movies because the removal of a tooth was so painful).
This morning, while munching a Hobnob I got an unexpected surprise; I felt something in my mouth and... you guessed it. A good part of that tooth is now in front of me. Looks like a black eyed pea, so I'm best rid of it. Anything that reminds me of Stacy Ferguson has got to go.


The Archivist said...

Dear god, Victor! You've been putting up with that for the better part of a year?

I really hope that tooth doesn't leave you with an infection.

All Hail King Butcher! said...

*GASP* But she's Fergie Ferg! AND she'll love you long time!