The Second Annual Cindys.

But first, two more Vanessas -
The Black Eyed Peas. For reaching a new low with "My Humps," which is ironic considering the video has Stacy at her most attractive.
James Blunt. GO AWAY. NOW. FOREVER.

Okay, now let's try and be positive...
My family. For standing by me.
Seth MacFarlane. For being allowed to resurrect Family Guy and for launching American Dad!
Jessica Alba. For reasons no one needs to explain.
The border between Harrow and Brent. For being narrow enough that I can live in Harrow and still not need to get a new doctor.
Cindy Sheehan. For services towards pissing He Who Should Be Impeached Please off.
Rachel McAdams. For making up for Wedding Crashers by being a more convincing heroine than Jodie Foster.
Lukas Kendall and everyone at Film Score Monthly. For keeping it going online. And for the music, especially the U.N.C.L.E. discs.
Hayden Panetierre. For being one sexy little thing, even if she's ineligible for the Cindylover/MuffinMan list until 2007. And even if her last name keeps being misspelled by me.
The UK government. For making same-sex unions legal.
Record buyers. For purchasing more records by Hilary Duff than Lindsay Lohan.
ABC. For cancelling My Wife and Kids. (As opposed to Alias.)
Eva Longoria. For choosing me in that dream I had last night where the cast of Desperate Housewives chose who they wanted to go out with.
The Guardian. For bringing back Doonesbury after so many complaints in the space of a week after its removal.
All my fellow bloggers and friends on and offline. For being there.
Michael Giacchino, Marco Beltrami, John Debney, James Newton Howard, John Ottman, Danny Elfman and John Williams. For the music.
And, of course, all my favourite ladies. Blessings to you all.