This blog is not affiliated in any way with Cindy Crawford. Even if she is its de facto inspiration. It's also not affiliated in any way with Hayden Panettiere, who's earned joint top billing on this blog because she makes me happy. And that ain't easy.
Friday, December 02, 2005
I told them to call her Tracy...
...but Jennifer Garner and the man I'm surrogate father for insisted that they choose what my child should be called.