Wednesday, December 28, 2005

And onto the final 10...

To add to Cindy Crawford, Jessica Alba, Monica Bellucci, Hilary Duff, Mariah Carey, Gwen Stefani, Nicole Kidman, Laetitia Casta, Britney Spears, Rosanna Arquette, Nicollette Sheridan, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Liv Tyler, Shakira, Jessica Biel, Paula Abdul, Nicole Scherzinger, Lindsay Lohan, Devon Aoki, Monita Rajpal, Erica Campbell, Sophie Anderton, Rihanna, Holly Marie Combs, Alexis Bledel, Brittany Murphy, Beyonce Knowles, Emilie de Ravin, Maggie Grace, Gabrielle Union, Kristen Bell, Maria Sharapova, Kelly Monaco, Vida Guerra, Lucy Pinder, Nicky Hilton, Melinda Clarke, Rachel Bilson and Drew Barrymore...
Edith Bowman. It's the accent.
Mischa Barton. Even if she can't act and is by all accounts a right little madam.
Brooke Burke. If I had known she was up for grabs she'd have come higher.
Buffie the Body. Sadly, Buffie the Face lets her down a bit.
Katie Holmes. Only because MuffinMan bagged Uma Thurman.
Vanessa Marcil. Because while I may have slipped in my Las Vegas watching, it wasn't her fault.
Amanda Righetti. If Trouble can show Summerland, they can show North Shore, right?
Kelly Clarkson. Because I can't fucking believe I forgot her.
Paris Hilton. With apologies to Jen, but better Paris and Nicky than Ashlee and Jessica. You could also, in a pinch, throw in their mother (Kathy, not Tina). But now we're getting gross.
Dita von Teese. Because I can't bring myself to include the likes of Abi Titmuss or Keeley Hazell.

The full alphabetical list to follow....

1 comment:

The Archivist said...

Good listing... but Paris?

By the way, I do know who Keeley is, sorta kinda.