Wednesday, December 21, 2005

And onto the D-listers...

To add to Cindy Crawford, Jessica Alba, Monica Bellucci, Hilary Duff, Mariah Carey, Gwen Stefani, Nicole Kidman, Laetitia Casta, Britney Spears, Rosanna Arquette, Nicollette Sheridan, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Liv Tyler, Shakira, Jessica Biel, Paula Abdul, Nicole Scherzinger, Lindsay Lohan, Devon Aoki, Monita Rajpal, Erica Campbell, Sophie Anderton, Rihanna, Holly Marie Combs, Alexis Bledel, Brittany Murphy, Beyonce Knowles, Emilie de Ravin and Maggie Grace...

Gabrielle Union. See, MuffinMan, I am keeping her. Unlike ABC.
Kristen Bell. The star of the most underrated US import of the year. She should have won Emmy Idol, not Karen and The Donald. Plus she owns up to being tiny, unlike Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Maria Sharapova. No need to explain, surely.
Kelly Monaco. Couldn't the BBC have brought her and Mr. Peterman over for their Strictly Come Dancing/Dancing With The Stars crossover instead of Rachel Hunter? So what if Kelly's less known; she's hotter. And her Playboy spread was far better than Stacy's Mom's was.

Vida Guerra. So much cuter than Buffie The Body.
Lucy Pinder. Would be higher if she didn't seem to fancy herself somewhat. Anyway.
Nicky Hilton. The less conceited, more attractive Hilton sister.
Melinda Clarke. One half of TV's current most ideal mother-daughter combo.
Rachel Bilson. The real main hottie on The O.C.
Drew Barrymore. She can't really be left out.

The other half of TV's current most ideal mother-daughter combo and the aforementioned Buffie will be in the E-list. Who'll join 'em?


MuffinMan said...

I see you have poached one of my choices, namely the lovely Ms. Bilson...very well, I'll allow it (unlike with JenG), only because it frees up a spot for someone I've been looking to include that I wasn't sure I'd have room take good, loving care of Lil' Miss Vixen... ;))

The Archivist said...

MuffinMan may allow it, but I won't! Rachel Bilson is mine!

Mine, I tell you!