Friday, December 30, 2005

If everyone else can do it...

I posted this on Guardian Unlimited, but I'll leave it here as well. My picks for the ten worst movies I went to see this year:

1. Son Of The Mask
2. Bewitched
3. Boogeyman

4. The Brothers Grimm
5. White Noise
6. xXx: The Next Level (changed from State of the Union for non-US audiences)
7. The Amityville Horror
8. National Treasure
9. Mr. and Mrs. Smith
10. The Interpreter

While it's unfortunate that Nicole Kidman should have two entries, she does spare Rachel McAdams some non-nip-slip-related blushes - Wedding Crashers was No. 11.


The Archivist said...

What was so bad about each of these movies?

MuffinMan said...

...esp. "Wedding Crashers" (?!?!?), which was very funny and well-cast (and I say this NOT just because of the Rachel McAdams/Isla Fisher factor, though that certainly didn't hurt ;)) )...if you want REALLY bad, try (or don't) "The Dukes of Hazzard"/"The Pacifier" (Lauren Graham notwithstanding)/"The Longest Yard" on for size...