The Victorology Post.

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TECHNOLOGY

Q: What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A: Cindy Crawford. Updated from time to time, obviously.

How many televisions do you have in your house?
Just the one. There used to be two, but Sharon let her boyfriend have the smaller one like the good 'un that she is.

BIOLOGY

Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right handed.

Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
The odd tooth, and a big splinter from under a nail when I was a teenager.

What is the last heavy item you lifted?
I work in direct mail; I have to lift heavy items all the damn time. But yesterday it was the shutters to open the place up.

Have you ever been knocked out?
I may have fainted once; does that count?

BULL*OLOGY:

If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Tough question. On the one hand if I knew then I could prepare for it so everything I want to do would be accomplished... or I could just become a quivering ball of indecisiveness and dread.

If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Nothing beginning with the letter N, for a start. Or O, or P. I might go for Robert or Charlie.

What color do you think looks best on you?
Blue or brown.

Have you ever swallowed a nonfood item?
I sure hope not.

DAREOLOGY

Would you kiss a member of the same sex for one hundred dollars?
Depends what they look like.

Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for two hundred thousand dollars?
If it was the left one, possibly. Maybe even the right one. Depends, again.

Would you never blog again for fifty thousand dollars?
Yes. Pay up.

Would you pose naked in a magazine for twenty five thousand dollars?
Given that some very unattractive people have done nude spreads, possibly.

Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for a thousand dollars?
Probably not. Put the price up.

Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for one million dollars?
No.

DUMBOLOGY

What is in your left pocket?
Yesterday's Spanish/English calendar page. Long story.

Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
I haven't seen it, I wouldn't know.

Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Carpet and some linoleum.

Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Stand.

How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
Zero.

LASTOLOGY

Last person who texted you?
FilmFan from GU about the Lost CDs.

Last person who called you?
Sharon.

Last person you hugged?
See above.

FAVORITOLOGY

Number?
4, 5, 7.

Season?
Summer.

Color?
Blue.

CURRENTOLOGY

Missing someone?
Anneza.

Mood?
Moody.

Listening to?
The sounds of silence (apart from humming, distant traffic, etc).

Watching?
The monitor.

Worrying about?
Everything.

Wearing?
Pyjamas.

RANDOMOLOGY

First place you went this morning?
The living room.

What can you not wait to do?
Fly somewhere.

Do you smile often?
It's been known to happen.

Are you a friendly person?
Not as often as I could be.