Monday, May 05, 2008

The Hang On, Don't You Get "Heroes" In Spain? Post.

Because Spain's FHM rundown is conspiciously lacking in Hayden action. Or any of that show's other lookers. Not that there aren't any fine women at all - reduce the amount of "Who?"-ness here. Women who've made every list I've found so far in Verdana... and so on, you know how it goes by now.

1. Pilar Rubio.
2. Elsa Pataky. Yay! If Snakes On A Plane and Queen Of Swords had been big hits (or hits), I think she'd be better known in the English-language world.
3. Megan Fox.
4. Jessica Alba.
5. Amaia Salamanca.
6. Scarlett Johansson.
7. Angelina Jolie.
8. Carolina Cerezuela.
9. Patricia Conde .
10. Edurne.
11. Eva Longoria (Parker). The ice cream seller strikes again!
12. Kira Miró.
13. Penélope Cruz.
14. Adriana Lima.
15. Michelle Jenner.
16. Alyssa Milano.
17. Charlize Theron.
18. Ana Celia de Armas.
19. Hilary Duff.
20. Natalia.
21. Rihanna.
22. Jessica Biel.
23. Nika.
24. Keira Knightley.
25. Eva González.
26. Beyoncé Knowles.
27. Ana Ruiz.
28. Gisele Bündchen.
29. Eva Mendes.
30. Chenoa.
31. Jennifer Aniston.
32. Virginie. I thought this was Virginie Ledoyen. She isn't.
33. Avril Lavigne.
34. Paz Vega.
35. Alicia Keys.
36. Carmen Alcayde.
37. Paula Echevarria.
38. Christina Aguilera.
39. Britney Spears.
40. Ana Alves.
41. Blanca Romero.
42. Shakira.
43. Carmen Electra.
44. Mónica Bellucci.
45. Fergie.
46. Marta Torné.
47. Halle Berry.
48. Keeley Hazell.
49. Lindsay Lohan.
50. Agurne Anasagasti.
51. Leonor Watling.
52. Vanessa Romero.
53. Merxe.
54. Tila Tequila.
55. Lucía Lapiedra.
56. Marisa Jara.
57. Soraya.
58. Verónica Sánchez.
59. Verónica Romero
60. Marbelys.
61. Evangeline Lilly.
62. Alexandra Jimenez.
63. Natalie Portman.
64. Mónica Estarreado
65. Natalia Verbeke.
66. Jennifer Morrison. So I guess not everybody watches House, M.D. for Hugh Laurie.
67. Triana Iglesias.
68. Alba Molina.
69. Diana Palazón.

70. Ariadne Artiles.
71. Jennifer Lopez.
72. Rebecca Loos.
73. Raquel del Rosario.
74. Maria Sharapova.
75. Sienna Miller.
76. Natalia Jiménez.
77. Beatriz Montáñez.
78. Nicole Scherzinger.
79. Paulina Rubio.
80. Ana Beatriz Barros.
81. Paris Hilton.
82. Rachel Bilson.
83. Jessica Simpson.

84. Elena Anaya.
85. Manuela Velasco.
86. Cristina Peña.
87. Alessandra Ambrosio.
88. Sonia Ferrer.
89. Gwen Stefani.
90. Jenna Jameson.
91. Melanie Olivares.
92. Miren Ibarguren.
93. Joanna Krupa.
94. Paula Vázquez.
95. Teté (Natalia Sánchez).
96. Ana Maria Polvorosa.
97. Abbey Clancy.
98. Vega.
99. Anna Kournikova.
100. Verónica Echegui.


There is indeed nowt so queer as folk. Bring on the French list!

1 comment:

The Archivist said...

Well, at least Joanna's there.