The readers of ZOO - one of two weekly lad mags which, either as a sign of my advancing age (35) or something else, seem more unreadable every week - gave us yet another list this week. Yeah, I know, but this one does at least cut through the bullshit and call itself 100 Best Bodies. Not women, bodies. (loaded, by the way, did one featuring the 200 Best Breasts. FHM seems like Reader's Digest in comparison now...) Many of them are models who appear in ZOO and its rival Nuts regularly (like every week). I won't comment, I'll let you do it.
1: Keeley Hazell
2: Cheryl Tweedy
3: Kelly Brook
4: Jennifer Ellison
5: Angelina Jolie
6: Kayleigh Pearson
7: Lucy Pinder
8: Charlotte Marshall
9: Rachel Stevens
10: Charlotte Church
11: Paris Hilton
12: Kirsty Gallacher
13: Leilani Dowding
14: Natalie Denning
15: Orlaith McAllister
16: Lisa Snowdon
17: Sarah Harding
18: Maria Sharapova
19: Carmen Electra
20: Gemma Atkinson
21: Jakki Degg
22: Natasha Marley
23: Gisele Bundchen
24: Jennifer Garner
25: Eva Longoria
26: Jessica Simpson
27: Emma Griffiths
28: Myleene Klass
29: Sophie Howard
30: Zoe McConnell
31: Nikkala Stott
32: Beyoncé Knowles
33: Lady Isabella Hervey
34: Natalie Oxley
35: Emma Spellar
36: Katie Downes
37: Kate Moss
38: Michelle Marsh
39: Kate Beckinsale
40: Holly Valance
41: Lauren Pope
42: Jodi Albert
43: Fearne Cotton
44: Danni Wells
45: Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
46: Willow
47: Ali Bastian
48: Melissa George
49: Sophie Anderton
50: Victoria Silvstedt
51: Deanne Berry
52: Nicola Roberts
53: Tanya Robinson
54: Jenny Frost
55: Summer Altice
56: Nikki Sanderson
57: Imogen Bailey
58: Sarah Dunn
59: Nell McAndrew
60: Mischa Barton
61: Emma B
62: Jordan
63: Ashley Mulheron
64: Becky Rule
65: Coleen McLoughlin
66: Holly Willoughby
67: Leanne Wilson
68: Georgina Bouzova
69: Melanie Boorman
70: Sienna Miller
71: Michelle Heaton
72: Natalie Pike
73: Lucy Becker
74: Roxanne McKee
75: Corina Weston
76: Adele Silva
77: Naomi K
78: Billie Piper
79: Isla Fisher
80: Tina O'Brien
81: Shell Jubin
82: Emma Wilson
83: Caprice
84: Stacey Cadman
85: Catherine McQueen
86: Rachel Bilson
87: Vanessa Nimmo
88: Abi Titmuss
89: Scarlett Johansson
90: Kimberley Walsh
91: Nadine Coyle
92: Fergie
93: Nikki Theobald
94: DJ Sassy
95: Brooke Kinsella
96: Kate Lawler
97: Anna Taverner
98: Rebecca Loos
99: Sam Heuston
100: Halle Berry
Expect A-level results to start going down in a few years.
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