Thursday, August 18, 2005

The Cindy Spot: George W. Bush

Since Cindy Crawford is not, to my knowledge, a Republican, why is the man made of an asterisk and an Emperor's helmet the subject of this week's spot?

Ever since the smirking stabbing-begger got into 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, He Who Makes Me Leap For The Mute Button Every Time I See Him On TV keeps infesting my Cindy Google searches with his hometown of Crawford, Texas. The place Little Miss Can't Be Wrong fucks off to every other week apparently. Blend this in with Cindy not being as visible as she used to be and it ain't fun.

And now, with Cindy Sheehan's stance... (If anyone reading this gets the wrong idea, it's not her who I'm attacking, not at all. It's him. It's all about him.)

If only that pretzel had done its job. Or this was 2008.

2 comments:

The Archivist said...

Bush's home town is Crawford?

Weird shit, man.

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