Sunday, November 28, 2004

Yep, Another Damn List Of Women The Compiler'll Never Get To Sleep With... Just Deal.

For a few years now, MuffinMan and myself have been putting together an FHM-type rundown of what Esquire calls "Women We Love" (they used to go up on my website before it became hard to maintain - it was that or stories, and the latter won). These things are kind of hard for me to do, to be honest; just ranking three women from top to bottom is rough, but ranking 50 or whatever... the solution is to put them in alphabetical order. The full 100 comes up later, but in the meantime, here's our 50 so far (so you can figure out who likes who, my choices are in bold).

Jessica Alba
Sophie Anderton
Rosanna Arquette
Drew Barrymore
Mischa Barton
Kim Basinger
Halle Berry
Monica Bellucci
Brooke Burke
Mariah Carey
Laetitia Casta
Holly Marie Combs
Cindy Crawford
Cameron Diaz
Kirsten Dunst
Jennifer Garner
Lauren Graham
Salma Hayek
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Elizabeth Hurley
Scarlett Johansson
Angelina Jolie
Nicole Kidman
Heidi Klum
Keira Knightley
Beyonce Knowles
Lindsay Lohan
Elle Macpherson
Josie Maran
Maria Menounos
Julianne Moore
Petra Nemcova
Gwyneth Paltrow
Lucy Pinder
Natalie Portman
Louise Redknapp
Rebecca Romijn
Nicollette Sheridan
Jessica Simpson
Britney Spears
Gwen Stefani
Charlize Theron
Uma Thurman
Liv Tyler
Gabrielle Union
Estella Warren
Naomi Watts
Serena Williams

See also for a purely me-centric view...


Hater said...

With the exception of about 3 or 4 names (I won't name any, in order not to antagonize, but Mariah Carey? really?) it is an all-round outstanding list.
I was wondering how you and Muffin Man sorted out the conflict though. I mean, your tastes are bound to collide. I mean, I'm pretty sure you like Maria Menounos and Muffin Man probably likes, say, Beyonce, so how do you sort out those who overlap? Do you flip a coin or draw lots or come up with some complex scheme/quiz to figure out who likes her more?

Jen61377 said...

You both have very good taste. Nice list.

MuffinMan said...

Babe index, eh? Now there's an idea I can get behind! :)) Can't wait to see how the Top 100 shapes up myself...