Diaries

I used to keep diaries... couldn't focus long enough to write anything down in them. So much easier now... so much faster to vent at the damn Evening Standard for not shutting up about the Olympics! Sport is of no interest to me except for the following reasons: the music John Williams wrote for NBC's coverage of the Olympiad years ago, and ladies involved (good-looking ones, mind). Basically, unless it involves the Williams sisters, Anna Kournikova and Maria Sharapova playing while naked for instance (or maybe Steffi Graf - yes, I know she's retired...), I'm not interested.