Tuesday, February 22, 2005

For those of you just joining us...

Kira's Slave isn't the first person to have asked for this, so here's the "episode guide" to Cindy Inc. with the women involved who actually have sex (Cindy Crawford's both the star and the only regular cast member, which is why she isn't mentioned below).

Pilot aka Recruitment (w/Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jessica Simpson)

The Model Mummy Club (w/Laetitia Casta, Elle Macpherson, Rebecca Romijn-Stamos and Stephanie Seymour)

Wild On Brooke (w/Jules Asner and Brooke Burke)

Hard Help Is Good To Find

Done In 60 Seconds

The First Time (w/Halle Berry, Eliza Dushku, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Rebecca Romijn-Stamos and Kate Winslet)

The Britney Affair (w/Jessica Alba, Drew Barrymore, Sheryl Crow, Cat Deeley, Katie Holmes, Beyonce Knowles, Gwyneth Paltrow, Natalie Portman, Shakira and Britney Spears)

The Dollhouse (w/Christina Aguilera, Jessica Alba, Anastacia, Danni Ashe, Halle Berry, Kelly Brook, Brooke Burke, Naomi Campbell, Mariah Carey, Jennifer Garner, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jennifer Lopez, Madonna, Christina Milian, Kylie Minogue, Kelly Rowland, Anna Nicole Smith, Liv Tyler and Sofia Vergara)

You Know… For Kids! (w/Tina Barrett, Elisha Cuthbert, Amanda Holden, Nicole Kidman, Elle Macpherson, Jo O’Meara, Gwyneth Paltrow, Natalie Portman, Penny Smith, Hannah Spearitt, Rachel Stevens and Holly Valance)

French Kissing In The USA (w/Briana Banks, Laetitia Casta, Mya, Tera Patrick and Gwen Stefani)

A Night With Casablancas (w/Anna Friel)

Sister Act III (w/Patricia Arquette, Rosanna Arquette, Ashley Harkleroad, Nicky Hilton, Paris Hilton, Ashlee Simpson, Jessica Simpson, Liv Tyler, Mia Tyler, Serena Williams and Venus Williams)

Revealed To Jules Asner (w/Jules Asner)

The Twice And Future Cindy (w/Brooke Burke, Blu Cantrell, the blonde porno actress Cindy Crawford, Jennifer Lopez and Rachel Stevens)

Last Woman Standing (w/Sophie Anderton, Asia Argento, Emmanuelle Beart, Monica Bellucci, Lisa Dergan, Kirsty Gallacher, Melissa George, Angelina Jolie, Catherine Zeta Jones, Gabby Logan, Sophie Marceau, Leeann Tweeden and Holly Valance)

The End Of Season Blues (w/Jennifer Love Hewitt, Rhona Mitra, Alicia Silverstone and Jessica Simpson)

The Mommies Return (w/Christie Brinkley, Kathy Ireland and Elle Macpherson)

Check them all out at what Jen calls The Place Of Which We Shall Not Speak...

1 comment:

The Archivist said...

Ah, thank you very much, Victor!

Now all I have to do is find them, read them and then send my thoughts back to you.

Assuming I ever find time to read them.