The glory that is Cindy Crawford.

MTV Award-winner, chart-topping MILF and Gilmore girls scourge Gwen Stefani used to have a chest closer to Sandra Bullock than Keeley Hazell; but since she spawned Kingston, Gwen's developed a detectable rack (somehow I can't see her going the Christina Aguileraisacunt route to bust improvement). This might also explain the startling measurements shown by the Queen in these candid shots - what with her having been out and about recently they can't be implants. Regardless, stunning as ever. Not for the first or last time, thank you Cindy...

Scandalous Saskia, the Sequel

What she had to say about it.

What another blogger had to say about it.

And the it in question.

Suffice to say that as Bajegirl noted, had this happened in America (or in the UK) it would have most likely launched Saskia on a modelling career. She's certainly foxier than some glamour models...

Girls, yes. Booze, no.

Even Barbadian beer companies aren't immune to the lure of sex, eh? The Nation reports today that this year's Miss Banks/calendar girl, a 20-year-old bartender called Saskia Griffith (that's her up there), got stripped of her honour after being at a sponsored event and being lathered with chocolate in a tub at said event. Details here, with Saskia's picture from the calendar as well - sadly pulled from Banks' site now - and while it's hardly in the same league as Danielle Lloyd's misdeeds (look her up) or anything done by Paris Hilton, it's still not the kind of thing I heard about when I was younger. Then again, I was a very sheltered child.