I don't know if you've noticed, but I like Cindy Crawford.

So with that in mind, here are some shots of her. I care not whether or not she's had any work done. In these days of Cindy Jackson and Jordan, it's all relative. MuffinMan can relax; I do want to get something ready for the big day in February, which by pure coincidence will also be my first day off for the year. And it's not right for her naysayers on Perez Hilton and elsewhere to tell them to kiss this; it's far too beautiful. They can kiss mine instead. Ten times.