The Are You Drunk? Post.

Feltz: Rosie O'Donnell, for telling Howard Stern that she couldn't do Cindy because she's a bit too perfect. Not something that could ever be said about Rosie (true colour personality aside, I still think whoever cast her as Betty Rubble has a lot of explaining to do).

Bonus Feltz: Whoever asked Cindy if Chace Crawford (aka Nate Archibald off Gossip Girl) is her son... only if she was knocked up when she was 20, and she definitely wasn't. Besides, and with all due respect to the guy at Saturday Confessions, he's not attractive enough to have come from her loins. At least they didn't ask her if the other Cindy Crawford is her daughter!

And now, to make up for the image of Rosie O'Donnell in the act, here's Cindy coming back from Panama on Omega-related business.