The Nightmare And Dream Post.

When I was a kid (with apologies to MacGyver), the Air Programs International logo in its animated form at the end of Arthur! and the Square Knights of the Round Table scared the living shit out of me - though unlike the Rankin/Bass logo, which is similarly creepy, it only seems to have turned up on that show. Some sadist uploaded it on YouTube, and it still frightens me. I am not linking or embedding it; go and find it yourself... quite possibly the most terrifying thing to ever come from Australia, that is.

Nightmare out of the way, let's get positive. And if there's a better way of doing that than the mother of the world's most beautiful family, then I don't know it.

Top that, fans of the porn star of the same name.