The Piers Morgan Takes A Brief Vacation From Being A Knob Post.

From the Daily Mail via GQ:

Piers Morgan: Which famous women would you most like to be trapped with on a desert island?
Piers Morgan: Cindy Crawford, Scarlett Johansson and Delia Smith. I wouldn't expect the first two to do any cooking. Or wear any clothes.
PM: And who would you least like to be trapped with?
PM: Heather Mills, Cherie Blair and Princess Anne. They would irritate, enrage and bore me to death. In that order.

The vacation ends at that point, but it proves that a stopped clock does tell the right time twice a day.