The One Picture Is Not Enough But Screw It Post.

The Three Generations Of Crawfords Post.

Just watch it and go "Aaaahhh...", why don't you?

The How "Battleship" Could Have Been Better Post.

A couple of these may count as spoilers.


1. Give the aliens some more definition.
2. Give Liam Neeson more to do.
3. Scrap the decision to set a scene to the theme from The Pink Panther.
4. Don't hire Steve Jablonsky to do the music (see also: any other production that does this).
5. Lose the "Transformers meets Dad's Army" climax, especially since one particular move was done better in Fair Game.
6. Keep an F-word in the movie.
7. Have people worth cheering on (no one here, except for the amputee ex-soldier and the geeky guy from the observatory, really qualifies).
8. As someone suggested, have a Rihanna/Brooklyn Decker makeout scene (the two never appear together). Did "Te Amo" (with Rihanna and Laetitia Casta) teach you nothing?
9. Include the star of Rihanna's only other movie to date. Seriously, this film could have benefitted from the ever-likeable and ever-hot Hayden Panettiere, cheerleading (Bring It On: All Or Nothing) or no.

The Hunger Games Post.

It was worth it. That is all.

The Kate Cottontail Post.

As the Easter Bunny is a symbol of fertility, having Kate Upton play Peter Cottontail makes perfect sense. Also, she's way more attractive than Jessica Rabbit and the Caramel bunny.


Plus, y'know, no risk of bestiality.

The Yeah, I Know Post.

As in "Yeah, I know I haven't posted anything here for a while." Thinking about closing this down... of course, if I was faster and had more time it would be different.

The You Made A Wise Choice Post.

Cindy blocking her daughter Kaia from modelling for years, whatever the motivation, is a Good Thing. Not only does it give her a chance to decide for herself if she wants to do it as a job, but it throws a spanner in the works of perverts everywhere.

The Will Kate Do FHM While In London? Post

She can't do Maxim, that's for sure. Mainly because the UK edition is defunct.

But it would be nice if she did, as it would make up for some of their cover choices of late...

The Kate Upton Is The Motto, Darn It Post.

If only I didn't have a problem with going over four selections for that video link down there, then Kate Upton would definitely be part of the regular rotation with Cindy Crawford, Hayden Panettiere and Blake Lively. Sadly, if I did it would mean there'd be five selections (four regulars and a guest). So Katherine Elizabeth Upton, who's so perfect she even has the right version of her first name - for some reason Kate seems right, unlike Cate; blame it on my not being a cat (or dog, or animals in general) person - will not be there every week.

Every other week, maybe?

The Duplicates Post.

The trouble with expanded editions of soundtracks is that you don't always feel the need to get rid of the original album... hence a lot of discs end up being double-dipped (and sometimes tripled). So what do you do with them?

Sell them? It's a little fraudulent, shoving them off on someone who'd certainly rather have the expanded version (certain posters on Film Music Magazine notwithstanding). Throw them away? NO. Give them to charity shops? Well...

I don't know, really. I just... don't know.