The Three Things I Want Hayden Panettiere To Do Post.

1. Get on Twitter, in common with other favourites of mine Hilary Duff, Jessica Alba and Cindy Crawford (although I'm not on it myself); with so many fake Haydens it's time the real thing was there.

2. Return to series television, which has so far been more fruitful for her than the big screen (although I'd be thrilled if she did do well in cinema). Working for HBO or some other cable channel would be nice as well.

3. The third thing is venturing into seriously personal territory, but you can probably guess...

The Some Jerry For Y'all Post.

He was, and is, a legend.

The Poem Post.

The limerick form is a boon;
You read it, it plays like a tune.
Five lines and you're done
And it's so much fun
Though less than an Avery 'toon.

The Tuesday Post.

Will this do? It will? Thanks.

The Put Up Or Shut Up Post.

It's way past time I posted more here. So this is me deciding to put up something, anything, for a whole week to try and get back in the swing of things.

To get the ball rolling I'll have a look at what's happening around here. It's 5:36 as I write this sentence, SkyLivingLoves has a repeat of Lipstick Jungle (oh dear) and I've had my first cup of tea of the day. No diversions into health issues because that's too self-indulgent for anything like this, plus I don't really want to.

What I want to do is a) pretend that I really liked Rise of the Planet of the Apes (which wouldn't be true), b) gather up copies of Nuts and Zoo and burn them (environmentally unfriendly, and very expensive), and c) write a lengthy post about how smoking hot Kate Upton is (something several zillion others have already done).

So... on to the next.

The Wow, Time Sure Flies Post

Jessica Alba has two children, Debbie Gibson's forty(!) and now Hilary Duff's pregnant... don't worry, it'll happen to later generations as well. :)

The Will She Ever Stop Bringing It? Post.

So here's Cindy busy in New York. Just play the video and pity Ashlyn Gorse.

The Captain America Music Post.

Remote Control Productions, you are now free to bite me forever.

The Glee Season 3 Prediction Post.

I predict that they'll finally win Nationals just before graduation. Either that, or the Marti Noxon of Point Pleasant will show up and turn the series into crap. One of the two.

The Format Change Post.

So apparently I can't have any links under the new