This blog is not affiliated in any way with Cindy Crawford. Even if she is its de facto inspiration. It's also not affiliated in any way with Hayden Panettiere, who's earned joint top billing on this blog because she makes me happy. And that ain't easy.
For anyone wondering why the Doritos thing is there.
Joining Facebook and supporting whaling-ending (feeling charitable for the least amount of effort? Epic win, admit it) on the same Tuesday morning. Blimey.