Janet Jackson 2.0.

Basic Instinct starts with Sharon Stone's body double (I assume it's her) shagging a rock star and then killing him. Christina Aguilera, as seen in GQ doing a Marilyn Monroe (only, of course, MM did not pose in a "Shag me up the back door, please" fashion), is very much one of those people your scribe would only do so in just such circumstances (see also Angelina Jolie and Janet Jackson, for instance); I don't care if she does favour black guys. Allegedly. Pictures? Picture links? Not on this blog.