Hello Ruby Tuesday.

Lows:

The media generally behaving like the fate of the world depends on London hosting the 2012 Olympics. (Newsflash: It doesn't.)

The warehouse manager being off until tomorrow, meaning more work for me.

The fact that I visited Sharon and found myself watching the first 40 minutes of Ocean's Twelve (I couldn't bring myself to tell her that I despised the first movie and had no desire to ever see the sequel).

The fact that I'm going to be two days late with the rent.

The fact that at least one TV critic has shown herself up to be a card-carrying homophobe (or at least somewhat in sync with same) following her view on Middle Sex. A bit more on that later.

The fact that Big Brother is back on.

The fact that Sharon has fessed up to watching (I assume she meant occasionally) Celebrity Love Island, the reality show that sounds like something I'd write - numerous celebs are brought to a remote island and hopefully paired off - only minus actual sex. And in most cases actual celebs. (And viewers, judging from the ratings.) I'll put it down to her not having Sky yet.

Highs:

Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi on Cartoon Network. Oh yeah, and Jessica Alba at the MTV Movie Awards.